In the wake of Transformers, some employees have begun to replace their limbs with shipping containers in order to increase productivity and their chances at taking over the planet.

So here's the deal: this is the new wbr.com! The old one lasted a long, long time. This one is brand new, all semantic HTML, all built on open-source software, and easy for us to update and change. I'm Ethan, I run Technology here at WBR and this site is the culmination of a lot work from everyone here.

And I mean a lot of work.

A big thanks to the whole team at WBR (especially those that have left us in the time since) who made this thing possible. Also a huge thanks to all the people outside of WBR who made it possible.

I left my office and missed the gang in My Chemical Romance stopping by.
Here's what I got on my desk instead.
I love my job.